I don’t know why people are so hell-bent on making life out to be so awful

It’s a pretty beautiful thing if you give it the chance

I’m sick of complexity

I just want it to be simple

penelopethepembroke:

Penny the elusive corg-shark! Ironically, she isn’t ferocious and hates water very much.

penelopethepembroke:

Penny the elusive corg-shark! Ironically, she isn’t ferocious and hates water very much.

I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.
“It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers,” Colin Nissan (via notyourlife)

(via live-to-the-point-of-tears)

wearethe99percent:

Let’s build an America to be proud of for my son.


…who forced you to get pregnant? Who told you to wait till you graduate to try to make connections? Not congress, not the president, and not Wall Street. Lucky for you, you’ll be living big off of our welfare system.

wearethe99percent:

Let’s build an America to be proud of for my son.

…who forced you to get pregnant? Who told you to wait till you graduate to try to make connections? Not congress, not the president, and not Wall Street. Lucky for you, you’ll be living big off of our welfare system.

(via newsweek)

People that said that guys like me were only supporting Obama because he was black. Well (Herman) Cain is Southern black, no interracial parents — and I wouldn’t support Cain if he was running against a white guy.

Civil rights leader and Politics Nation host REV. AL SHARPTON, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

The “Black person who only voted for Obama because he’s Black” is another Republican Mythical Stereotype.

(via stfuconservatives)

Fun fact, just because Al Sharpton was smart enough to vote based on beliefs instead of race does not mean EVERY Obama fan had the same sentiment. The “all Americans are smart and informed enough to vote intelligently” idea is another democratic myth.

(via brooklynmutt)

(via lozock)

Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you?” No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via loveyourchaos)

(Source: thecoolofnight, via lifeofliterature)

It’s so sad that no one writes down the things we go through, and even worse - no one will ever know about it, no one will ever see or hear about it, no one will ever be able to restore.
Javier Marias (via quote-book)

Late night ramblings.

travels-with-charley:

I cling to a desire of leaving everything behind and running free to a place that smells of sun and flowers and coffee; a place where I cannot speak the language, but like many things in life, I will one day learn.

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Rule No. 202

rulesforthesouthernlady:

You will always attract more flies with honey than vinegar. Everyone loves a sweetheart. No one worthwhile likes the girl with the bad attitude and a foul mouth.

Mmm, Katy Perry.

Mmm, Katy Perry.

(Source: ilovecharts)

There are quite a number of people in the reading-room; but one is not aware of them. They are inside the books. They move, sometimes, within the pages like sleepers turning over between two dreams. Ah, how good it is to be among people who are reading.
Rainer Maria Rilke (via laceofpearls)

(Source: quote-book)

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